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QuestionCourtesy of Steamed Rhubard Fondue: THE UNISEX PURITY TEST VERSION 6.6c - 1500 QUESTIONS If
you thought the millenial purity test was bad, well you ain't see nuttin' yet! This is the 1500
point Purity Test! We felt that the 1000 point version lost a lot of the "fun" of the earlier
versions, so we re-wrote it, adding a few new sections, and a shitload of questions. This test is
guaranteed to be nosier that your parents, more invasive than the census, and containing something
to offend everybody. Also included is an answer form so that you can remember where in the test you
were, or show to a friend. Enjoy (and I know you will). ----- Table O' Contents -----------------
Introduction: Non-Credits Genesis / History Definitions Scoring Note to Test Adminitrator Credits I
- The Lamer Section II - Who Says You Need A Parter OR I'm The Best I've Ever Had III - How Low
Will You Go? IV - I Fought the Law and *I* Won V - Mekka Lekka Hi, Mekka Hiney Ho VI - This Looks
Like a Good Place for a Stick-Up VII - Julia Child, Eat Yourself Out VIII - Something Smells Fishy
Down Here IX - The Nitty and the Gritty X - The Meaning Of Life XI - Green Eggs and Ham XII - Look,
Ma, No Hands! XIII - Kids, Don't Try This at Home XIV - Don't Worry; I was a Boy Scout XV - Mama
Always Told Me to Share XVI - Old MacDonald had his Farm, E-I-E-I-OHHHHHHH! XVII - Let there be
Lips! XVIII - Eyes On Your Own Papers, Please Epilogue: Warranty Disclaimer ----- Public domain; no
copyright. All rights wronged, all wrongs reversed. Up with going down. The risen flesh commands:
let there be love. Murphy's law on sex: Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics.
This document was not sponsored by the Department of Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, and
was not monitored by the Air Force Avionics Laboratory. The views and conclusions contained in this
document should not be interpreted as representing the official policies, either expressed or
implied, of the Defense Advanced Projects Agency or the US Government. Neither should it be
interpreted nor inferred that the authors/contributors have actually performed any or all of the
actions contained herein, but they most likely have. Feel free to distribute at Will (or anyone
else you know, for that matter), but please don't change the intro (but if you absosmurfly MUST do
that, at least leave the credits in... we worked hard, dammit! :) ). ----- Genesis / History:
Version 1 (100) - sometime before 1982 Created at MIT's Baker House. Two parallel versions; one for
male, and one for female. Very little is known about this version. Version 2 (247) - spring 1983
Expanded to 247 questions. This marked the beginning of the unisex version. The story goes that
they intended it to be 250 questions, but got tired that night and said "We'll think of three more
tomorrow," and tomorrow never got there. Version 3.5 (400) - April 10, 1985 First formal release.
All former versions were short-lived and tended to be bug-ridden. Does not discriminate against
gays or bi's. Added in Genesis/History section, instructions, scoring, and warranty. Version 3.5a
(400) - April 13, 1985 Found there were 431 questions instead of 400. After an all-night hack
sessions, problem was fixed. Version 3.5c (400) - January 17, 1988 Finished up at Yale. Final
version of the 400 point test EVER! Feel special if you own a copy. Version 4.0 (500) - April 23,
1988 Those snotty Yale kids thought that 400 wasn't enough for them. Added 100 questions "just ta
show 'em." Version 5.0 (1000) - sometime in the late 80's It was decided that 500 questions wasn't
enough. Created to be the purity test to end all purity tests. However, it lost a lot of the "fun"
of the earlier versions and got boring to take. Version 5.0a (1000) - January 4, 1992 A copy of the
1000 point version got into my hands. Big mistake. Typos were gotten rid of and the introduction
was made clearer. Version 6.0-6.6b (1500) - April 19, 1992 - August 17, 1992 1500 questions.
Bestiality, Group Sex, RHPS, Kitchen Utensil, and Cult sections added. Extra credit done away with.
Sections put in more logical order. Genesis/History sections and intoduction from 500 point version
reinstated. Answer sheet made. Version 6.6c (1500) - March 25, 1993 I finally went to college and
got an Internet address, and was shocked to find that the test had actually been distributed. So, I
decided to edit out any more errors that I found and change the introduction. However, I didn't
change all the grammatical pronoun errors (using he/she instead of they, his/hers instead of
theirs, etc.), because it would have been a pain in the ass. You know what it means; deal with it.
Finsihed up at Miami University in Peabody Hall (Western Campus! Yay!). ----- Instructions for Use:
This is a fairly long test consisting of 1500 questions. It starts out tame and gets progressively
worse (or better, depending on your viewpoint). There are many ways of going about taking this
test. You can, of course, as your right, guaranteed by the Constitution, be anti-social and
sequester yourself in your room and take this test all by yourself; however, we feel that the most
fun way to utilize this test is to hold a Purity Test Party. All you need is one copy of the test,
and a bunch of friends. (Lots of writing implements and paper would be useful too.) The person with
the copy of the test is the test administrator; s/he reads the questions out loud and everybody
else writes down their answers. We have no definite rules as to whether the participants are
required to divulge their answers; that is up to the group to decide. However, being open with your
answers leads to some great conversations. But no matter what you decide, each person's purity
score should be made common knowledge. (The person with the highest score gets to be giggled at for
the rest of his/her life.) This works great at parties and lets everybody know who's easy and who
isn't, so you'll know who to go home with. Don't leave home without it. On the whole, this is
biased for experience and, hence, age. If you're still too young to qualify, well, these things
take time. Chaste makes waste. Virginity can be cured. Remember: the conjugation is "I am erotic,
You are kinky, They are perverts" All questions in this test pertain to events that have happened
to you subsequent to your weaning and babyhood/infancy. Anything that may have happened before that
time is considered not standing and void. ----- Definitions: (for the innocent, naive, or too busy)
Necking: the kissing or stroking of a persons head or neck, the stroking of arms hands or back.
Petting: the above plus the caressing or fondling of other portions of anatomy; through or
underneath clothing. Sexual activity: all of the above, plus what your puerile imagination dreams
up. Doesn't necessarily mean penetration (but it can). Posslq : "person of the opposite sex sharing
living quarters." Bureaucrat for live-in lover. Masturbation: the rubbing/feeling of your genitals.
Doesn't need to be to orgasm. Can be through clothing. Mutual Masturbation: You masturbating your
partner and/or you being masturbated. Not necessarily both at the same time. ----- Scoring: This is
a yes-or-no test, so just make sure you have noticeably different marks for yes and for no. Common
ones are an X and an O, a check mark and a smiley face, whatever. When you are finished, count up
all of the "no" answers and divide that number by 15. That is your "percentage purity." Or, if you
have less "yes" answers than "no," count THOSE up and subtract from 1500. Then divide THAT number
by 15. OR, just to make thing even more confusing, if you don't have an answer sheet (or don't want
to use one), just make those little hash marks for "yes" answers (the ones that you make four of
them and then cross a line through them for five... easy to count). Take the total, subtract from
1500, and divide by 15. Basic math stuff. We would now like to bring to your attention that there
is no passing nor failing score. Therefore, one really shouldn't worry too much about getting a
high score...even if you do get giggled at for the rest of your life. --- ALL TECHNICALITIES COUNT
--- And, most of all, this is entertainment. Have as much fun in the taking as was had in the
making. ----- Note to the test administrator: Even though we tried to prevent it, this test can get
monotonous. Try to "liven" it up by adding comments and goofiness wherever you want to. Encourage
testees to be open with their answers. Taking a break is allowed, but not recommended. Plan on a
few hours. Order some pizza. Get a keg. Smoke a bowl. Drop a hit. Whatever. Basically, have a
party. ------------------------------------------ Perverts Anonymous Qualification Exam Version
6.6c March 25, 1993 10:25.42pm primary writer: Steamed Rhubarb Fondue (J. A. Pfaff) contributing
writers: Wolvorine (Owen Kuhn), Astra (JAN!), and friends and family of The Erotic Nightmare Revue
E-mail any questions or comments to: japfaff@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu
------------------------------------------ I. The Lamer Section (Good Clean, 'Wholesome' Activities
- 90 Questions) Have you ever: 1. held hands with someone? 2. hugged somebody? 3. kissed a friend
or stranger as a friendly gesture? 4. kissed a friend or stranger as an unfriendly gesture? 5.
flirted? 6. been on a date? 7. been on a date past one a.m.? 8. stood someone up? 9. dated someone
on a regular basis? 10. gone steady? 11. slam danced? 12. slow danced? 13. copped a feel while slow
dancing? 14. tangoed? 15. waltzed? 16. lambadaed? 17. had the symptoms of Russian (rushing)
Fingers? 18. had the symptoms of Roman (roaming) Hands? 19. asked someone who you were not going
out with and had never gone out with if he/she was a virgin? 20. french kissed? 21. necked? 22.
attended sub races, watched for UFO's, or similar activity? 23. hot tubbed in mixed company
(jacuzzi or hydropool)? 24. hot tubbed in the nude? 25. hot tubbed in the nude in mixed company?
26. while hot tubbing been groped under the water? 27. while hot tubbing groped someone under the
water? 28. saunaed or steam bathed in mixed company? 29. in the nude? 30. in the nude in mixed
company? 31. put suntan lotion, cocoa butter, or baby oil on someone (at beach or pool)? 32. had
someone put suntan lotion, cocoa butter, or baby oil on you? 33. played post office (or other
kissing game)? 34. played pony express (post office with more horsing around)? 35. played doctor?
36. played Twister? 37. played Naked Twister? 38. been picked up? 39. picked someone up? 40. picked
up sailors (marines, soldiers)? 41. had a one night stand? 42. been hit by a thrown chalk eraser
(by the teacher)? 43. been in intellectual combat with an unarmed person, and not given them a
running head start? 44. been on a pub crawl? 45. slept on watch? 46. slept in your undies? 47.
slept in the nude? 48. slept in class? 49. interrupted a lecture with your snoring? 50. bundled
(archaic, the sharing of sleeping arrangements by persons of the opposite sex while clothed. In
theory, nothing goes on.)? 51. played footsie or 'kneesie'? 52. played footsie or 'kneesie' with
someone not your date, significant other or spouse? 53. been UNABLE to share a bed, sleeping bag or
other sleeping arrangements without something steamy happening? 54. used tickling as a pickup or
getting to know you better activity? 55. used physical strength, power, prowess (or lack thereof),
as a pickup or getting to know you better routine? 56. lusted in your heart for someone without
their knowledge? 57. dropped hints to somebody you lusted after in the hopes he/she would pick up
on it? 58. send anonymous love letters to someone? 59. been in or started a food fight? 60.
photocopied parts of your body, such as your face, hands or feet? 61. read the Song of Solomon? 62.
read The National Geographic? 63. kissed and told? 64. been unable to cuss someone out in language
acceptable in polite society (e.g. is your cursing run of the mill, or do you have some class)? 65.
used 'fuck' or 'shit' as a noun, adverb, adjective, pronoun, infix, suffix, prefix or prepositional
article in a sentence? 66. done something that you don't want someone to know about (parents,
employer, boy/girlfriend, spouse, roommate)? 67. never been amused about something you thought too
embarrassing to explain to another? 68. cussed in your sleep? 69. worn a strapless gown? 70.
skipped class? 71. skipped class with teacher? 72. had someone refuse to be with your because you
whistled dirty songs? 73. been a bore (not a pig-like thing in a previous life)? 74. been bar
hopping? 75. been overcome by celibacy and didn't like it? 76. been afraid you were slipping into
monogamy? 77. been to a cocktail party? 78. drank beer because you liked to piss? 79. tried to
figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop (it's NOT three)? 80.
dyed a pet strange colours (green, pink or purple)? 81. dyed your hair an outrageous colour
(deliberately)? 82. owned a Slinky? 83. hung a Slinky out a window? 84. owned a Bill The Cat doll?
85. hung Bill from the ceiling? 86. thrown Bill down the stairs? 87. thrown Bill out a window? 88.
videotaped a throwing of Bill for later playback? 89. hung a stuffed animal in effigy? 90. owned or
driven a VW Microbus (with the shovels and rakes and implements of destruction)? II. Who Says You
Need a Partner? OR I'm The Best I've Ever Had (Autoerotica and Mono-Sexualism - 91 Questions)
(while the actions described here are usually done in private, it counts if others were present)
Have you: 91. scratched and sniffed any catalog? 92. been sexually aroused? 93. had an arousing or
sexually explicit dream (Wet Dreams and the like)? 94. skinny-dipped alone? 95. read or bought
erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit periodicals? 96. read or bought pornographic material
that might be described as really gross? 97. subscribed to any erotic, pornographic or sexually
explicit periodicals? (include alt.sex, alt.sex.whatever) 98. read erotic, pornographic or sexually
explicit books? 99. read classic pornographic books (Candy, Fanny Hill, Naked Came the Stranger)?
100. been bored while reading erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit literature? 101. written
erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit literature (lust letters count)? 102. misspelled 'dirty'
words, or misspelled other words as 'dirty' words? 103. read any sex manuals (e.g. Joy of Sex,
Everything you always wanted to Know about Sex)? 104. read Krafft-Ebing's Psychopathia Sexualis?
105. read the Kama Sutra? 106. read any Presidential report on obscenity? 107. underlined, or
marked 'good' parts? 108. made an obscene phone call anonymously? 109. received an anonymous
obscene phone call? 110. received an obscene phone call and had it turned you on? 111. called any
phone sex numbers (recorded or live)? 112. recorded an obscene call for later playback? 113. worked
at a live phone sex number? 114. had phone sex with a friend? 115. masturbated (if you either blush
at this question or answer 'no' to it, give up now and go listen to some Lawrence Welk)? 116.
masturbated more than four times in 24 hours? 117. masturbated on a regular basis (more than once a
week)? 118. masturbated on a set schedule (Oops, gotta go, Mom. It's time for my 3:00 jerk-off)?
119. masturbated to orgasm (isn't that the point?)? 120. masturbated to multiple orgasm? 121.
fainted while masturbating as a result of orgasm? 122. target-practice masturbated (females, too;
it IS possible)? 123. masturbated with a pillow or mattress? 124. masturbated on a houseplant? 125.
used an aid while masturbating (dildo, pocket pussy, etc.)? 126. used an inflatable doll for
masturbating? 127. masturbated against a house-hold appliance (ie, washing machine on spin cycle)?
128. masturbated with food? 129. eaten the food afterwards? 130. fantasized about someone while
masturbating?> 131. fantasized about someone masturbating while masturbating? 132. fantasized while
masturbating that you were of the opposite sex? 133. masturbated while reading erotic, pornographic
or sexually explicit literature? 134. masturbated while reading textbooks (biology or human
sexuality don't count)? 135. masturbated while watching an R or X rated movie in private (cable,
videotape, or film)? 136. masturbated while watching an R or X rated movie in public (a theatre)?
137. masturbated while on the phone (no kinky interpretations of "on the phone". This means you
were talking to somebody through the phone lines while you were masturbating. The other party need
not know what you were doing, you little pervert)? 138. masturbated while driving? 139. masturbated
in a public bathroom? 140. masturbated in a public bathroom of the opposite sex? 141. masturbated
in any public place? 142. masturbated in the wild? 143. masturbated where there was the possibility
of being caught? 144. been "caught" masturbating? 145. adjusted your genitals in public (you'd
think they'd be set at the factory)? 146. performed oral sex on yourself (yes, it IS possible)?
147. "basted" yourself (inserting a turkey baster into a major orifice and doing the suction
thing)? 148. inserted anything into your rectum and then walked around all day? 149. affected an
accent (SCA or Theatre doesn't count)? 150. asked a female friend, of her new male friend, '.. is
he hung'? 151. sent a strip o gram? 152. done a strip tease for someone? 153. been to a burlesque
show (Rocky Horror counts)? 154. been to a peep show? 155. been to a live sex show? 156. been to a
erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit movie? 157. been to a private showing of a erotic,
pornographic or sexually explicit movie (The classic 'stag' party, even if you're female)? 158.
held a private showing of an erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit movie? 159. practiced
autoerotic asphyxia (trying to heighten your sexual pleasure through semi-suffocation)? 160. bought
or made a codpiece or padded bra? 161. worn a codpiece or padded bra? 162. wished you were of the
opposite sex? 163. decided that if you were to be of the opposite sex you'd want to be homosexual?
164. had a friend of the opposite sex that you traded clothes with? 165. had a sex change operation
(they do amazing things with velcro)? 166. worn clothing that was "revealing" (either of your
figure, or that emphasized 'strategic' locations)? 167. worn clothing that you didn't know was THAT
revealing (like the seat has ripped out or such)? 168. gone for more than one day in the same set
of underwear? 169. been in public without wearing underwear? 170. photocopied personal portions of
your anatomy (tits, ass, or genitals)? 171. programed a computer to orgasm (yours or the computers,
doesn't matter)? 172. cruised (in an automobile)? 173. cruised the bars? 174. cruised the gay bars?
175. cruised the leather bars? 176. used toys to act out fantasies (Barbie dolls, My Little Pony,
etc)? 177. owned an erotic art piece (like the cat woman's phallic symbol in A Clockwork Orange)?
178. sculpted an erotic art piece out of a sculptable material (clay, wood, soap, etc)? 179.
sculpted anything erotic out of food (mashed potatoes, etc)? 180. eaten the erotic food? 181. made
an X or R rated snowman (or woman)? III. How Low Will You Go? (Ethical Considerations - 146
Questions) Have you: 182. told bad jokes? 183. made puns? 184. made puns on obscenities (e.g.
"knock knock." 'who's there?' "fornication", 'fornication who' "fornication like this you should
wear a black tie")? 185. told shaggy dog stories? 186. flubbed a punch line? 187. worked at a
fast-food place? 188. worked at a fast-food place for over a year? 189. held a grudge? 190. recited
limericks? 191. served cheap booze? 192. passed cheap booze as the expensive stuff? 193. not paid
your library fines? 194. lied? 195. lied to somebody at somebody else's request? 196. lied about
your sexual preference to avoid a date? 197. been in adultery (technically it's only if you were
married, but counts if you weren't)? 198. started a fight? 199. started a bar fight? 200. started a
brawl? 201. instigated a raid (panty or otherwise)? 202. instigated a border raid? 203. instigated
a border war? 204. watched Benny Hill, Monty Python, Dr. Ruth, Donahue, Geraldo or Oprah? 205.
watched primetime soaps? 206. considered romance to be whatever gets him/her out of his/her
clothes? 207. considered anything more than a towel "overdressed"? 208. not considered living
together without benefit of clergy or legal sanction a sin (can't live in sin if you don't believe
in it)? 209. not respected the sanctity of living in sin (e.g., hit up on someone regardless of
whether they lived with another)? 210. implied greater or lesser (non-sexual) experience than you
actually possessed? 211. implied greater or lesser sexual experience than you actually possessed?
212. not thought it promiscuous having different partners annually? 213. not thought it promiscuous
having different partners monthly? 214. not thought it promiscuous having different partners
weekly? 215. not thought it promiscuous having different partners daily? 216. not thought it
promiscuous having different partners at a time? 217. had sex with someone whose name you didn't
know at the time? 218. had sex with someone whose name you still don't know? 219. had sex with
someone whose name you don't remember? 220. had sex with someone whose name you don't want to know?
221. had sex with someone whose language you don't (or didn't) know? 222. had sex with someone
whose face you never saw? 223. had sexual activity (not necessarily intercourse) with someone ten
or more years younger than you? 224. had sexual activity with someone ten or more years older than
you? 225. had sex (penetration) with someone half your age? 226. had sex with someone twice your
age? 227. had sex with someone for revenge (on them, on their current or ex-, on your current or
ex-)? 228. been thought to have installed a 'takaticket' machine (as in 'now serving number...')?
229. gone to a motel for the sole purpose of sexual activity? 230. lied about how old you were for
purposes of sexual activity? 231. lied about how old you were in order to obtain alcohol? 232.
broken your word, vow or promise? 233. told someone you loved them when you did not? 234. were nice
to someone in hopes of having sex with them? 235. told someone that you loved them strictly because
you wanted sex with them? 236. fantasized during sexual activity about somebody other than the one
present during sexual activity? 237. fantasized during sexual activity that you were somebody else?
238. fantasized during sexual activity about Smurfs (or any cartoon character)? 239. faked orgasm
(guys too)? 240. told them they were great when they weren't? 241. intentionally 'eavesdroped'
while others were engaged in sexual activity? 242. plotted conspiracy? 243. plotted murder
(commission is covered later)? 244. shown erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit movies or
videos to get someone in the mood? 245. used alcohol to lower someone's inhibitions about sexual
activity (yours included)? 246. used another drug to lower someone's inhibitions about sexual
activity (yours included)? 247. dipped into capital (been unable to live on one's investment
income. An 'Old Money' no-no. If you have to ask the answer is 'no.')? 248. kited checks? 249. used
credit cards without the owner's consent or knowledge? 250. traded on inside information? 251.
ignored someone because you didn't want to admit you had sex with them? 252. wanted something or
someone that someone else has, simply because they have it and you don't (coveted)? 253. gone on a
date in one night with two or more people with each person unaware of the other(s)? 254. gone
steady with two or more people with each person unaware of the other(s)? 255. gone steady with two
or more people with all aware of the other(s)? 256. implied having had sex with someone when you
hadn't? 257. denied having had sex with someone when you had (not telling your parents is merely
survival)? 258. gossiped 259. had a "sex contest" with friends (where the object is to see who can
score with more people)? 260. been in military service? 261. put an ad in the persons to persons?
262. put an ad for a sex partner? 263. advertised for a sex partner including a photograph? 264.
answered an advert for a sex partner? 265. exited through a window because someone came home
unexpectedly? 266. taken someone someplace to be seen in their company? 267. taken someone
someplace to be seen in their company by someone in particular? 268. been in a wet t-shirt contest?
269. won a wet t-shirt contest? 270. judged a wet t-shirt contest? 271. been in a
whose-better-physically-equipped contest (guys or girls)? 272. won a
whose-better-physically-equipped contest (zzzip.. :thud:)? 273. participated in a "sword-fight"
with yours or somebody else's naughty bits (use your imagination)? 274. given your kids unusual
names based on puns (Shanda Lear, Laurel Ann Hardy)? 275. given your kids unusual names in general
(Dweezel)? 276. named your child after a porn star (John Holmes Smith, Amber Lynn Cunningham,
etc.)? 277. named your child after a porn star without the other parent knowing the origin of the
name? 278. given your cat or dog a mohawk or a punk harido? 279. gone to a scary movie as an excuse
to get close to someone? 280. fed someone 'treif' (eg non-kosher food, as in, a ham and cheese
sandwich. Only counts if they were keeping kosher at the time)? 281. mixed meat and dairy? 282.
eaten 'treif' (i.e. non-kosher food. Only counts if you were keeping kosher at the time)? 283.
eaten during daylight during Ramadan? 284. eaten read meat on Friday (an RC no-no)? 285. fed
someone dogfood? 286. been in a gross out contest? 287. been in a gross out contest, and won? 288.
hired someone more for their looks? 289. wife-(or husband) swapped? 290. wanted to trade them in
for a working model? 291. been willing to trade 'em off cheap? 292. flirted with in-laws? 293. told
somebody something "for their own good"? 294. had sex without the use of a birth control method
more effective than prayer (Oh God don't let me/her get pregnant)? 295. had sex without the use of
even prayer (they call people who do this frequently "parents")? 296. had sex with the "pull-out"
method of birth control? 297. pulled out and come in his/her mouth (or had someone pull out an come
in your mouth) so as to not have to clean up afterwards? 298. welshed on a bet or wager? 299.
offered sexual favors as payoff for a wager? 300. offered another's sexual favors as payoff for
your wager? 301. feared that you might be (or caused someone to be) unintentionally pregnant? 302.
found out that you were (or caused someone to be) unintentionally pregnant? 303. drooled on
someone? 304. had someone drool on you? 305. always accepted sex (never refused it regardless of
race, creed, colour, religion, age, gender, condition, or politics)? 306. accepted sloppy seconds
(it's better than nothing)? 307. offered sex for money or other consideration (a better grade,
raise, "services rendered")? 308. had sex with someone who was merely doing you a favor? 309.
demanded sex for money or other consideration ("Put out or walk" / "I'll scream if you don't" are
but the more blatant forms)? 310. coerced someone into having sex with you (you were going to be
impossible to be with unless your hormone level was lowered)? 311. accepted sex for money or other
consideration (a better grade, raise, "services rendered")? 312. cashed in your soda-pop can lids
(the ones that if you get it off of the can in once piece you get a free fuck)? 313. offered a
sympathy fuck? 314. offered a sympathy fuck, and been rejected (time to go back to the masturbation
section)? 315. drank all but the last quarter inch from the milk carton or water bottle and put it
back in the cooler (so you wouldn't have to refill it)? 316. woke up the next morning with the
computer keyboard on your pillow (you might be programming too much)? 317. tried to convince your
partner that intercourse would help prevent/relieve cramps? 318. tried to convince your partner
that oral sex was good for the complexion? 319. considered sperm a protein supplement? 320.
questioned someone about their sex life when they were incapable of not answering (e.g. they were
truly wasted, or talking in their sleep)? 321. questioned a significant other about their sex life
when they were incapable of not answering? 322. used whatever they said against them? 323. read
somebody's diary without his/her consent or knowledge? 324. searched somebody's room/house without
his/her consent or knowledge? 325. attempted to corrupt someone's morals? 326. attempted to corrupt
someone's morals and discover it is too late? 327. attempted to corrupt someone's morals only to
discover they know things you don't? IV. I Fought the Law and *I* Won (Legal technicalities - 70
Questions) Have you: 328. deliberately bounced a check? 329. shoplifted? 330. 'borrowed' something
of value with no intention of returning it ('borrowing' kleenex, condoms or tampons, doesn't
count)? 331. written graffiti? 332. committed murder? 333. attempted to commit suicide? 334.
succeeded? 335. had a fake id? 336. manufactured a fake id? 337. speeded (automotive, not
pharmaceutical)? 338. drag raced (on the street)? 339. driven without a license? 340. driven while
suspended? 341. bought or sold anything on a black market? 342. stolen any item or cash? 343.
stolen a kiss? 344. used bootleg software? 345. plotted felony (that's conspiracy and may count)?
346. operated a vehicle or piece of heavy machinery while intoxicated? 347. plotted treason
(betrayal of state secrets)? 348. lead someone to believe they were the father when they weren't?
349. lead someone to believe they weren't the father when they were? 350. been liable for arrest on
a morals charge (pandering, pimping, prostitution, impersonating a human being)? 351. been a pool,
card or chess shark? 352. incited to riot? 353. plotted a coup (civic class doesn't count)? 354.
committed sedition (plotting to overthrow the government)? 355. committed sedation (bored an
audience to sleep)? 356. committed treason? 357. been thought politically unreliable? 358. been
thought politically reliable? 359. looted, raped, pillaged or burned (The Barbarian Pentathlon)?
360. sent a chain letter? 361. started a chain letter? 362. made unregistered explosive devices
(bombs)? 363. made or acquired 'elint' (electronic intelligence) equipment (bugs)? 364. installed
or used 'elint' equipment (wiretaps, tape recorders, etc)? 365. stayed for a second feature having
paid only for the first? 366. removed the tag that says "do not remove under penalty of law"? 367.
rode public transportation w/o paying? 368. raised tuition/rent by streetwalking? 369. pistol
whipped someone? 370. been a bigamist (that's very bigamy to admit it)? 371. carried concealed
weapons? 372. evaded taxes? 373. evaded custom duties by not declaring something subject to a duty
or tax? 374. been cited in divorce proceedings as the other woman/man? 375. been cited in divorce
proceedings as the other woman/man and wished you actually were? 376. deliberately failed to pay
child support? 377. had someone buy alcohol for you while you were still a minor? 378. bought your
own alcohol while still a minor? 379. been drunk while still a minor? 380. bought alcohol for
minors? 381. had sexual activity while under the age of consent (masturbatio doesn't count)? 382.
had sexual activity while under the age of consent with someone over the age of consent? 383. had
sexual activity since reaching the age of consent with someone under the age of consent? 384.
plagiarized? 385. been to a "public bath"? 386. patronized a prostitute? 387. been to a "massage
parlor"? 388. been to a brothel as a customer? 389. been to a brothel as an employee? 390.
contracted a 'social' disease (not just the common cold)? 391. contracted mono? 392. been treated
for exposure to a STD (sexually transmitted disease) because someone you'd been with had been? 393.
had a curable STD? 394. had an incurable STD? 395. had sex with someone knowing you had been
exposed to a STD? 396. had sex with someone knowing they had been exposed to a STD? 397. gotten a
'frequent flier' bonus at the free clinic? V. Mekka Lekka Hi, Mekka Hiney Ho (Cults, Occults,
Ghosts, Aliens, and Weirdness - 30 Questions) Have you: 398. spotted Elvis at a 7-11 (or wherever)?
399. been a member of the Order, Aryan Nation, or the like? 400. joined a nunnery or a monastery
because you were sick of sex? 401. been a member of a religious group outside of a world-accepted
religion (Satan worship, Vegisexual, etc)? 402. been a member of a cult? 403. been a high-ranking
member in any non-accepted group (and, even though Wicca is an accepted religion, we'll take that,
too)? 404. played a record backwards to hear the message? 405. actually heard the message? 406.
participated in a satanic ritual? 407. sold your soul to the devil? 408. drunk blood? 409.
sacrificed an animal in a religious ritual? 410. sacrificed a human in a religious ritual? 411.
used a Ouija board? 412. followed your horoscope? 413. had your Tarot cards read or read someone
else's? 414. participated in a seance? 415. communicated with another plane? 416. had visual
contact with someone/thing from another plane? 417. been to another plane? 418. had an out of body
experience? 419. practiced witchcraft? 420. cast a spell for amusement? 421. cast a spell for
revenge? 422. cast a spell for somebody else? 423. had a spell backfire with disasterous effects?
424. seen a UFO 425. communicated with beings from another world (aliens)? 426. been on a UFO? 427.
are you an alien? VI. This Looks Like a Good Place for a Stick-Up (Non-Platonic Activities (the
steamy part) Part 1 - Men - 86 Questions) With or by a person of the male gender, have you: 428.
been propositioned for necking or petting by a man? 429. been propositioned for any sexual practice
by a man? 430. been pinched or patted on the buttocks by a man? 431. been kissed below the neck,
but not on the hands and arms? 432. received a hickey (or had the attempt if you are hard to get)?
433. received a hickey in an intimate location? 434. received scratch marks or nail marks? 435.
been bit or nibbled upon? 436. been bit in an intimate location? 437. had your clothed leg fondled
or stroked by a man? 438. had your clothed body fondled or stroked? 439. had your clothed breast or
nipples fondled or stroked? 440. had your covered genitals fondled, pet, stroked, or otherwise
handled? 441. had your bare legs fondled or stroked by a man? 442. had your bare body fondled or
stroked? 443. had your bare breast or nipples fondled or stroked? 444. had your bare genitals
fondled, pet, stroked, or otherwise handled? 445. propositioned a man for necking or petting? 446.
propositioned a man for any sexual practice? 447. pinched or patted a man's buttocks? 448. kissed
below the neck, but not on the hands and arms? 449. petted above or below the waist? 450. given a
hickey? 451. given a hickey in an intimate location? 452. left scratches or nail marks? 453. left
teeth marks? 454. left teeth marks in an intimate location? 455. fondled or stroked a man's clothed
legs? 456. fondled or stroked a man's clothed body? 457. stroked or fondled a man's clothed breast
or nipple? 458. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled a man's covered genitals? 459.
fondled or stroked a man's bare legs? 460. fondled or stroked a man's bare body? 461. stroked or
fondled a man's bare breast or nipple? 462. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled a man's
bare genitals? 463. been involved with pelvic thrusting while clothed (it really drives you
insa-a-ane)? 464. had sex with a man? 465. had you fingers licked or sucked? 466. licked or sucked
a man's fingers? 467. had your ear, or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked or nibbled? 468.
licked, breathed onto, sucked or nibbled a man's ear or ear region? 469. fondled a man who was
asleep? 470. woken up being fondled? 471. had sex with a man who was asleep and he didn't wake up?
472. had sex with a man who was asleep and he did wake up? 473. slept through sexual activity (him
doing it to you)? 474. woken up in the midst of a man having sexual activity with you? 475. given a
man a backrub or massage with ulterior motives? 476. did it work? 477. been petted to orgasm? 478.
petted to orgasm? 479. performed fellatio ("oral stimulation of the penis" Webster)? 480. tasted a
man's orgasmic fluids? 481. gagged when they came in your mouth? 482. received oral sex? 483.
performed mutual oral sex ('69')? 484. performed mutual masturbation? 485. watched while a man
masturbated? 486. had a man watch while you masturbated? 487. orgasmed in him (if possible)? 488.
had him orgasm in you? 489. orgasmed on him? 490. had him orgasm on you? 491. kissed a man (or boy)
on a first date? 492. necked with a man (or boy) on a first date? 493. petted with a man (or boy)
on a first date? 494. had oral sex on a first date? 495. given oral sex on a first date? 496.
fucked on a first date? 497. had oral sex instead of intercourse? 498. performed anal sex on a man
(dildo or whatever)? 499. received anal sex from a man (dildo or whatever)? 500. performed oral
stimulation of the anus on a man? 501. received oral stimulation of the anus from a man? 502. been
seen naked under good lighting by a man (note: nude is expected (e.g. in a shower room or at a nude
beach), naked is when you didn't expect to be seen (e.g. in the bathroom).)? 503. seen a man naked
under good lighting? 504. undressed under good lighting, knowing a man was watching you? 505. been
in a man's company while both of you were nude without anything steamy happening? 506. bathed or
showered with a man? 507. let a man wash you when you were perfectly capable of doing it yourself?
508. washed a man who was perfectly capable of washing himself? 509. had sex while in the shower?
510. had sex while taking a bath? 511. seduced a man? 512. allowed yourself to be seduced? 513. had
sex with a virgin (not yourself)? VII. Julia Child, Eat Yourself Out (Kitchen Utensils and Power
Tools - 42 Questions) Do you own, or have you ever owned, the following: 514. a manual can opener?
515. an electric can opener? 516. a spaghetti strainer? 517. a variable-speed blender? 518. an
electric mixer? 519. a really, really big spoon? 520. a fondue fork? 521. corn on the cob holders?
522. a turnip twaddler? 523. an ice-cream scooper? 524. chopsticks? 525. salad tongs? 526. a salad
shooter? 527. a salad scooper? 528. a veg-o-matic? 529. an electric juicer? 530. a tea-leaf
strainer? 531. a socket wrench (English)? 532. a socket wrench (metric)? 533. a screwdriver
(Flathead)? 534. a screwdriver (phillips)? 535. an electric screwdriver? 536. an electric hammer?
537. an electric dog-polisher? 538. a gasoline-powered turtle-neck sweater? 539. a tackle box? 540.
a metal spatula (NOT a flipper. There's a difference. A spatula is long, skinny, and NOT bent)?
541. a rubber spatula? 542. a pocket fisherman? 543. a power drill? 544. a chain saw? 545. a flame
thrower? 546. a mig welder? 547. a jack-hammer? 548. a bulldozer? 549. a wreaking-ball? 550. have
you used a spatula for flogging purposes? 551. do you fanatise about new and unusual utensils or
tools? 552. do you get excited when you enter a kitchen or work-room? 553. have you used any of the
above for masturbation? 554. have you used any of the above for any sexual practice? 42. have you
ever owned The Spatula (if you have to ask, the answer is 'no')? VIII. Something Smells Fishy Down
Here (Non-Platonic Activities (the steamy part) Part 2 - Women - 84 Questions With or by a person
of the female gender, have you: 556. been propositioned by a woman for necking or petting? 557.
been propositioned by a woman for any sexual practice? 558. been pinched or patted on the buttocks
by a woman? 559. been kissed below the neck, but not on the hands and arms? 560. received a hickey
(or had the attempt if you are hard to get)? 561. received a hickey in an intimate location? 562.
been scratched or marked by her? 563. been nibbled or bit? 564. been nibbled or bit in an intimate
location? 565. had your clothed legs fondled or stroked by a woman? 566. had your clothed body
fondled or stroked? 567. had your clothed breast or nipples fondled or stroked? 568. had your
covered genitals fondled, stroked, pet, or otherwise handled? 569. had your bare legs your bare
legs fondled or stroked by a woman? 570. had your bare body fondled or stroked? 571. had your bare
breast or nipples fondled or stroked? 572. have your bare genitals fondled, stroked, pet, or
otherwise handled? 573. propositioned a woman for necking or petting? 574. propositioned a woman
for any sexual practice? 575. pinched or patted a woman's buttocks? 576. kissed a woman below the
neck, but not on the hands and arms? 577. petted above or below the waist? 578. given a hickey to a
woman? 579. given a hickey in an intimate location? 580. left scratches or nail marks on her? 581.
left teeth marks? 582. left teeth marks in an intimate location? 583. fondled or stroked a woman's
clothed legs? 584. fondled or stroked a woman's clothed body? 585. stroked or fondled a woman's
clothed breast or nipple? 586. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled a woman's covered
genitals? 587. fondled or stroked a woman's bare legs? 588. fondled or stroked a woman's bare body?
589. stroked or fondled a woman's bare breast or nipple? 590. petted, stroked, fondled, or
otherwise handled a woman's bare genitals? 591. been involved with pelvic thrusting while clothed?
592. had sex with a woman? 593. had you fingers licked or sucked? 594. licked or sucked a woman's
fingers? 595. had your ear, or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked or nibbled? 596. licked,
breathed onto, sucked or nibbled a woman's ear? 597. fondled a woman who was asleep? 598. woken up
being fondled? 599. had sex with a woman who was asleep and she didn't wake up? 600. had sex with a
woman who was asleep and she did wake up? 601. slept through sexual activity (she doing it to you)?
602. woken up in the midst of a woman having sexual activity with you? 603. given a woman a backrub
or massage with ulterior motives? 604. did it work? 605. been petted to orgasm? 606. petted to
orgasm? 607. performed cunnilingus ("oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris")? 608. tasted a
woman's orgasmic fluids? 609. received oral sex? 610. performed mutual oral sex ('69')? 611.
performed mutual masturbation? 612. watched while a woman masturbated? 613. had a woman watch while
you masturbated? 614. orgasmed in her (if possible)? 615. orgasmed on her? 616. had her orgasm on
you? 617. kissed a woman (or girl) on a first date? 618. necked with a woman (or girl) on a first
date? 619. petted with a woman (or girl) on a first date? 620. had oral sex on a first date? 621.
given oral sex on a first date? 622. fucked on a first date? 623. had oral sex instead of
intercourse? 624. performed anal sex on a woman (dildo or whatever)? 625. received anal sex from a
woman (dildo or whatever)? 626. performed oral stimulation of the anus on a woman? 627. received
oral stimulation of the anus from a woman? 628. been seen naked under good lighting by a woman
(note: nude is expected (e.g. in a shower room or at a nude beach), naked is when you didn't expect
to be seen (e.g. in the bathroom).)? 629. seen a woman naked under good lighting? 630. undressed
under good lighting, knowing a woman was watching you? 631. been in a woman's company while both of
you were nude without anything steamy happening? 632. bathed or showered with a woman (non-coed
facilities don't count)? 633. let a woman wash you when you were perfectly capable of doing it
yourself? 634. washed a woman who was perfectly capable of washing herself? 635. had sex while in
the shower? 636. had sex while taking a bath? 637. seduced a woman? 638. allowed yourself to be
seduced? 639. had sex with a virgin (We're Virgin Destroyers - We won't go down in history, but we
will go down on your little sister)? IX. The Nitty and the Gritty (Things To Do and People To Do
Them With - 65 Questions) Are you now, or have you ever been: 640. engaged in heterosexual activity
(with a member of the opposite sex)? 641. If you answered 'yes', would you do it again? If you
answered 'no', have you thought about it? 642. engaged in homosexual activity [with a member of
your sex (who better to know what feels good?)]? 643. If you answered 'yes', would you do it again?
If you answered 'no', have you thought about it? 644. engaged in bisexual activity (defined here as
sexual activity with both genders on a relatively even ratio for the period of time in question)?
645. If you answered 'yes', would you do it again? If you answered 'no', have you thought about it?
646. engaged in incestual activity [with a member of your family (incest is best - put your sister
to the test)]? 647. yes, again; no, thought? 648. engaged in homosexual incest (with a member of
your family and gender)? 649. yes, again; no, thought? 650. engaged in bestiality (sex with
non-humans, not the merely sub human)? 651. yes, again; no, thought? 652. engaged in xeno eroticism
[sexual activity with alien life forms (NOT the kind without green cards)]? 653. yes, again; no,
thought? 654. engaged in pedophilia (sexual activity with pre-teenage children)? 655. yes, again;
no, thought? 656. engaged in bondage ('voluntarily', you had some control on initiation.)? 657.
yes, again; no, thought? 658. engaged in sodomy (defined as either: 1) copulation with a member of
the same sex or with animals or 2) non-coital intercourse, esp anal or oral copulation with the
opposite sex)? 659. yes, again; no, thought? 660. practiced cocrophilia (using feces or filth for
sexual excitement)? 661. yes, again; no, thought? 662. practiced frotteurism (masturbation by
rubbing against another person)? 663. yes, again; no, thought? 664. practiced mysophilia (a
dependency on something soiled or filthy, such as dirty underwear or used menstrual pads (like the
female gym teacher in Porky's))? 665. practiced klismaphilia (a dependency on being given an
enema)? 666. practiced zipitage (the picking of other people's zits)? 667. performed analingus
("oral stimulation of the anus")? 668. If you answered 'yes', would you do it again? If you
answered 'no', have you thought about it? 669. practiced "role-playing" for sexual purposes
(nurse/patient, teacher/student, border guard/well-endowed co-ed)? 670. yes, again; no, thought?
671. crossed dressed (dressing in clothing of the opposite sex), other than for a costume party?
672. yes, again; no, thought? 673. crossed dressed for a party or as a joke and discovered you
liked it (shouldn't watch Rocky Horror so much)? 674. yes, again; no, thought? 675. practiced
necrophilia [sex with the dead (truly deceased. That innocent young virgin you molested doesn't
count, no matter how frigid she was)]? 676. yes, again; no, thought? 677. practiced zombiphilia
(sex with the undead)? 678. had a leather fetish? 679. had a rubber fetish (insisting on the use of
rubbers doesn't qualify)? 680. performed anal intercourse ("That'd have to be in the butt, Bob")?
681. If you answered 'yes', would you do it again? If you answered 'no', have you thought about it?
682. caused another person pain for your pleasure, or had another inflict pain for their pleasure
(its called sadism)? 683. yes, again; no, thought? 684. had another inflict pain for your own
pleasure, or caused another person pain for their pleasure (its called masochism)? 685. yes, again;
no, thought? 686. tied up a masochist and refused to cause them pain (its called cruel)? 687. used
Schedule I (USC 21, sec 812 (c)) drugs (synthetic opiates, meth- amphetamines, marijuana,
hallucinogens, LSD)? (with over 145 drugs scheduled, we're not listing them all) 688. yes, again;
no, thought? 689. used Schedule II (USC 21, sec 812 (c)) drugs (opium, coca leave products (Coca
Cola doesn't count))? 690. yes, again; no, thought? 691. used Schedule III (USC 21, sec 812 (c))
drugs ( barbiturates, lysergic acid, amphetamine)? 692. yes, again; no, thought? 693. used Schedule
IV (USC 21, sec 812 (c)) drugs (Barbital, chloral Hydrate, Phenobarbital)? 694. yes, again; no,
thought? 695. abused Schedule V (USC 21, sec 812 (c)) drugs (codeine)? 696. yes, again; no,
thought? 697. intentionally urinated on someone (its called 'golden showers', 'water sports', or
piss fights)? 698. yes, again; no, thought? 699. intentionally defecated on someone (it's called
sick)? 700. yes, again; no, thought? 701. intentionally urinated on yourself? 702. yes, again; no,
thought? 703. intentionally defecated on yourself? 704. yes, again; no, thought? X. The Meaning Of
Life (Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'n Roll - 124 Questions) have you: 705. considered the song "I want to
hold you hand" suggestive? 706. considered 'why don't we do it in the road' a reasonable question?
707. do you know (no guessing) who followed Hendrix at Woodstock? 708. been intoxicated from
alcohol? 709. been intoxicated from some other drug? 710. been intoxicated from a controlled or
illicit drug? 711. introduced someone to 'drugs' in general? 712. introduced someone to a new (to
them) drug? 713. used over the counter drugs for purposes of getting intoxicated? 714. taken any
drug that you weren't sure what it was, just to find out what it does (foolish you)? 715. used
prescription drugs that you didn't 'need' or have the prescription for ('abused' a controlled
substance)? 716. bought or sold a controlled or illicit drug? 717. bought or sold a controlled or
illicit drug, wholesale? 718. sold as a controlled or illicit drug a non-drug item (burned
somebody)? 719. bought a controlled or illicit drug in bulk for personal use? 720. frequently
bought controlled or illicit drugs in bulk for personal use (like weekly or there about)? 721. had
a standing order with your supplier? 722. taken a non-prescription opiate (heroin, morphine, or
opium) 723. more than 4 times? 724. ingested cocaine (bolivian marching powder)? 725. more than
once? 726. more than four times? 727. smoked crack? 728. more than once? 729. more than four times?
730. freebased? 731. chugged? 732. sniffed glue? 733. smoked the killer weed (tobacco)? 734.

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than once? 735. on a regular basis? 736. chain smoked? 737. smoked the killer weed (marijuana)?
738. more than once? 739. more than four times? 740. smoked the killer weed (oregano)? 741. smoked
the killer weed (parsley)? 742. smoked banana peels? 743. smoked clove cigarettes? 744. chewed
tobacco, or snuff? 745. gargled with hard liquor (No more mediciny breath!)? 746. had alcohol for
breakfast? 747. drank Coke have you done it in your bed, have you done it on your head; Have you,
have you, had green eggs and ham" (with apologies to Dr Seuss) Have you: 829. with others in the
same room, necked/petted? 830. with others in the same room, had oral sex? 831. with others in the
same room fucked? 832. with others in the same room, necked/petted without them knowing? 833. with
others in the same room, had oral sex without them knowing? 834. with others in the same room,
fucked without them knowing? 835. while parents were sleeping, necked/petted? 836. while parents
were sleeping, had oral sex? 837. while parents were sleeping, fucked? 838. while parents were
awake, necked/petted? 839. while parents were awake, had oral sex? 840. while parents were awake,
fucked? 841. while parents were awake in the same room, necked/petted? 842. while parents were
awake in the same room, had oral sex? 843. while parents were awake in the same room, fucked? 844.
while hot tubbing, necked/petted? 845. while hot tubbing, had oral sex? 846. while hot tubbing,
fucked? 847. in a sauna or steam bath, necked/petted? 848. in a sauna or steam bath, had oral sex?
849. in a sauna or steam bath, fucked? 850. in a chair, couch, recliner, etc, necked/petted? 851.
in a chair, couch, recliner, etc, had oral sex? 852. in a chair, couch, recliner, etc, fucked? 853.
in a place of religion, necked/petted? 854. in a place of religion, had oral sex? 855. in a place
of religion, fucked? 856. in a place of the dead (morgue, cemetery, etc), necked/petted? 857. in a
place of the dead, had oral sex? 858. in a place of the dead, fucked? 859. in a contraption of the
dead (coffin, urn, etc), necked/petted? 860. in a contraption of the dead, had oral sex? 861. in a
contraption of the dead, fucked? 862. during a movie (in a theatre), necked/petted? 863. during a
movie, had oral sex? 864. during a movie, fucked? 865. in a sports area (stadium, court, track, or
ballfield), necked/petted? 866. in a sports area, had oral sex? 867. in a sports area, fucked? 868.
in a stationary vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT (a car, small pickup, minivan, etc),
necked/petted? 869. in a stationary vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT, had oral sex? 870. in a
stationary vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT, fucked? 871. in a stationary vehicle of more than
3000 but less than 10,000 pounds GWT (a van, pickup), necked/petted? 872. in a stationary vehicle
of more than 3000 but less than 10,000 pounds GWT, had oral sex? 873. in a stationary vehicle of
more than 3000 but less than 10,000 pounds GWT, fucked? 874. in a stationary vehicle of more than
10,000 pounds GWT (a semi, RV, tank, etc), necked/petted? 875. in a stationary vehicle of more than
10,000 pounds GWT, had oral sex? 876. in a stationary vehicle of more than 10,000 pounds GWT,
fucked? 877. in a moving vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT (a car or small pickup),
necked/petted? 878. in a moving vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT, had oral sex? 879. in a
moving vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT, fucked? 880. in a moving vehicle of more than 3000
pounds GWT (a van, pickup), necked/petted? 881. in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT,
had oral sex? 882. in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, fucked? 883. in a moving
vehicle of more than 10,000 pounds GWT, necked/petted? 884. in a moving vehicle of more than 10,000
pounds GWT, had oral sex? 885. in a moving vehicle of more than 10,000 pounds GWT, fucked? 886.
with the operator of a moving vehicle, necked/petted? 887. with the operator of a moving vehicle,
had oral sex? 888. with the operator of a moving vehicle, fucked? 889. as the operator of a moving
vehicle, necked/petted? 890. as the operator of a moving vehicle, received oral sex? 891. as the
operator of a moving vehicle, fucked? 892. on a train, necked/petted? 893. on a train, had oral
sex? 894. on a train, fucked? 895. on a roller coaster, necked/petted? 896. on a roller coaster,
had oral sex? 897. on a roller coaster, fucked? 898. in a wheelbarrow, necked/petted? 899. in a
wheelbarrow, had oral sex? 900. in a wheelbarrow, fucked? 901. on a boat (rowboat, personal yacht,
sailboat, etc), necked/petted? 902. on a boat, had oral sex? 903. on a boat, fucked? 904. on a ship
(battleship, aircraft carrier, etc), necked/petted? 905. on a ship, had oral sex? 906. on a ship,
fucked? 907. in an aircraft (airplane, blimp, zepplin, hovercraft, hot-air balloon, UFO, etc) in
flight, necked/petted? 908. in an aircraft in flight, had oral sex? 909. in an aircraft in flight,
fucked? 910. on public transportation (bus, subway, tram or trolley), necked/petted? 911. on public
transportation, had oral sex? 912. on public transportation, fucked? 913. on a school bus,
necked/petted? 914. on a school bus, had oral sex? 915. on a school bus, fucked? 916. on horseback,
necked/petted (just don't scare the horses)? 917. on horseback, had oral sex? 918. on horseback,
fucked? 919. on a bicycle in motion, necked/petted? 920. on a bicycle in motion, had oral sex? 921.
on a bicycle in motion, fucked? 922. in a telephone booth, voting booth, hall closet, or other
small, non-moving enclosure, necked/petted? 923. in a telephone booth, voting booth, hall closet,
or other small, non-moving enclosure, had oral sex? 924. in a telephone booth, voting booth, hall
closet, or other small, non-moving enclosure, fucked? 925. while in an elevator, or on an escalator
or other people mover, necked/petted? 926. in an elevator, on an escalator or other people mover,
had oral sex? 927. in an elevator, on an escalator or other people mover, fucked? 928. on the roof
of a building, necked/petted? 929. on the roof of a building, had oral sex? 930. on the roof of a
building, fucked? 931. on the roof of a building where others might see you, necked/petted? 932. on
the roof of a building where others might see you, had oral sex? 933. on the roof of a building
where others might see you, fucked? 934. where the surrounding temperature was below freezing,
necked/petted? 935. where the surrounding temperature was below freezing, had oral sex? 936. where
the surrounding temperature was below freezing, fucked? 937. in the snow, necked/petted? 938. in
the snow, had oral sex? 939. in the snow, fucked (now that's fucking cold)? 940. out of doors, had
oral sex? 941. out of doors, fucked? 942. in a gazebo, necked/petted? 943. in a gazebo, had oral
sex? 944. in a gazebo, fucked? 945. in a tree, necked/petted? 946. in a tree, had oral sex? 947. in
a tree, fucked? 948. fucked a tree? 949. in a semi public location where there was a possibility of
discovery, had oral sex? 950. in a semi public location where there was a possibility of discovery,
fucked? 951. because there was a possibility of discovery, had oral sex in a semi public locale?
952. because there was a possibility of discovery, fucked in a semi public locale? 953. at a public
event (such as a rock concert, rally, or riot), necked/petted? 954. at a public event, had oral
sex? 955. at a public event, fucked? 956. in a library, necked/petted? 957. in a library, had oral
sex? 958. in a library, fucked? 959. in a free flowing body of water (river, lake, swimming pool,
ocean), necked/petted? 960. in a free flowing body of water, had oral sex? 961. in a free flowing
body of water, fucked? 962. on a beach, necked/petted? 963. on a beach, had oral sex? 964. on a
beach, fucked? 965. in a classroom, necked/petted? 966. in a classroom, had oral sex? 967. in a
classroom, fucked? 968. in a hallway, necked/petted? 969. in a hallway, had oral sex? 970. in a
hallway, fucked? 971. in a living room, family room, or the like, necked/petted? 972. in a living
room, family room, or the like, had oral sex? 973. in a living room, family room, or the like,
fucked? 974. in a kitchen, necked/petted? 975. in a kitchen, had oral sex? 976. in a kitchen,
fucked? 977. in any other household room other than those mentioned, necked/petted? 978. in any
other household room other than those mentioned, had oral sex? 979. in any other household room
other than those mentioned, fucked? 980. on a household appliance, necked/petted? 981. on a
household appliance, had oral sex? 982. on a household appliance, fucked? 983. on a table or
countertop, necked/petted? 984. on a table or countertop, had oral sex? 985. on a table or
countertop, fucked? 986. on a pinball machine, necked/petted? 987. on a pinball machine, had oral
sex? 988. on a pinball machine, fucked? 989. on a jukebox, necked/petted? 990. on a jukebox, had
oral sex? 991. on a jukebox, fucked? 992. on a pool table, necked/petted? 993. on a pool table, had
oral sex? 994. on a pool table, fucked? 995. on a piano, necked/petted? 996. on a piano, had oral
sex? 997. on a piano, fucked? 998. on any other rec-room-type object, necked/petted? 999. on any
other rec-room-type object, had oral sex? 1000. on any other rec-room-type object, fucked? 1001. on
or in a national monument, necked/petted? 1002. on or in a national monument, had oral sex? 1003.
on or in a national monument, fucked? 1004. showered with a member of the opposite sex in a
'non-coed' facility (locker room, dorm shower, whatever)? 1005. while showering in a 'non-coed'
facility, had oral sex? 1006. while showeringin a 'non-coed' facility, fucked? XII. Look, Ma, No
Hands! (Style - 130 Questions) Have you: 1007. pointed and laughed? 1008. eaten oysters? 1009.
eaten prairie oysters? 1010. eaten a banana in a provocative manner? 1011. eaten an ice cream cone
in a provocative manner? 1012. used an aphrodisiac? 1013. used amyl nitrate? 1014. taken something
to "improve" your performance? 1015. coined 'pet' names for your genitalia? 1016. coined 'pet'
names for your partner's genitalia? 1017. taken notes during arguments, in order to remember the
good lines? 1018. had sex with the same person more than 10 times? 1019. had sex with over 10
people (total - not necessarily at once)? 1020. had sex with anybody/thing more than 100 times?
1021. had sex with anybody/thing more than 500 times? 1022. volunteered to sleep in the wet spot?
1023. accepted sex and now wish you hadn't? 1024. turned down sex and now wish you hadn't? 1025.
made or taken a phone call during sexual activity (again, sexual activity does not mean
penetration; just foolin' around) with someone? 1026. during sexual activity, had your partner make
or take a phone call with their parent, spouse, or other important type person? 1027. ever been
preoccupied during sexual activity (television, homework, playing piano, dictating a letter)? 1028.
ever had your partner be preoccupied during sexual activity? 1029. had a general emergency arise
during sexual activity (e.g. flood, fire, hurricane or Norse Stickball)? 1030. had a minor
emergency during sexual activity (e.g. muscle cramp, asthma attack, somebody at the door)? 1031.
during sexual activity had any crisis that now causes you great merriment (e.g. the bed broke,
couldn't get the condom on)? 1032. had nude snapshots taken of you? 1033. taken nude snapshots of
someone else? 1034. given nude snapshots, drawings or other artwork, of yourself to someone? 1035.
engaged in sex for more than three hours in a single session with the same partner? 1036. engaged
in sex for more than three hours in a single session with multiple partners? 1037. performed ritual
sexual activity as part of a religious practice (Tantric Yoga or Fertility Rites)? 1038. had or
caused multiple orgasms? 1039. had sex until one of you was sore? 1040. had sex until one of you
was dry? 1041. smoked after sex? 1042. intentionally been bruised or injured during any sexual
activity? 1043. intentionally bruised or injured someone during any sexual activity? 1044. spanked
anyone before or during sex? 1045. been sore on the morning after? 1046. had sex to Ravel's Bolero?
1047. had sex to the Blue Danube? 1048. had sex to any other classical selection? 1049. had sex to
Dr. Demento (the radio show; not the person)? 1050. had sex to candlelight? 1051. had sex to
fireplace light? 1052. had sex to campfire light? 1053. had sex in full lighting? 1054. had sex in
absolute darkness? 1055. disturbed others with the noise from your sexual activity? 1056. been a
screamer? 1057. caused someone to be a screamer? 1058. fucked missionary (old-fashioned way)? 1059.
fucked dorsally ('doggy' style)? 1060. fucked amphibiously ('froggy' style)? 1061. fucked in the
female superior position? 1062. fucked sitting up? 1063. fucked standing up? 1064. fucked in a
chair? 1065. fucked while leaning over a chair? 1066. fucked while still clothed ('down with
trousers, up with dresses!')? 1067. fucked sideways? 1068. fucked both facing the same direction
(spooning)? 1069. fucked in the wheelbarrow position (remember those "wheelbarrow races" when you
were a kid)? 1070. fucked while supporting your partner (physically, not financially)? 1071. fucked
upside-down (staircases, etc)? 1072. fucked while hanging from the rafters? 1073. fucked while
hanging from the rafters upside-down? 1074. fucked while bouncing on a trampoline? 1075. fucked
while hanging from a trapeze? 1076. played "sit-n-spin" (use your imagination)? 1077. gone through
two or more sexual positions without the need for re-entry? 1078. fucked in front of or under a
mirror? 1079. participated in fist-fucking (see Caligula)? 1080. participated in breast fucking
(Hawaiian muscle-fuck)? 1081. fallen asleep during sex or oral sex? 1082. had your partner fall
asleep during sex or oral sex? 1083. performed oral sex after intercourse without washing or
douching? 1084. kissed after oral sex without brushing or gargling? 1085. talked dirty during
sexual activity? 1086. fainted as a result of orgasm (give them a stud point!)? 1087. had your
partner faint as a result of orgasm (take a stud point)? 1088. caused multiple orgasms on someone?
1089. caused multiple orgasms on someone who didn't think he/she was able? 1090. been caused to
have multiple orgasms? 1091. had sex before breakfast? 1092. had sex instead of lunch (good
aerobics and low on calories)? 1093. had a 'quickie'? 1094. had sex more than five times in twenty
four hours? 1095. had sex with more than 1 person in a 24 hour time period? 1096. gone in public
after sex w/o bathing (and you're sure everyone can tell it too)? 1097. had sex with both genders
in a 24 hour period? 1098. with a hermaphrodite, necked/petted? 1099. with a hermaphrodite, had
oral sex (two to choose from)? 1100. with a hermaphrodite, fucked? 1101. had sex with spectators?
1102. been judged by the spectators? 1103. had spectators take notes? 1104. foot masturbated
someone? 1105. been foot masturbated? 1106. tongue bathed someone? 1107. been tongue bathed? 1108.
sucked the feet or toes of someone? 1109. had someone suck your feet or toes? 1110. been, or kept,
a mistress? 1111. been, or had, a 'kept man'? 1112. been a pimp or madame? 1113. been engaged in
sexual activity when the parent/spouse/boy (or girl) friend of either of you returned unexpectedly?
1114. been engaged in sexual activity when the parent/spouse/boy (or girl) friend of either of you
returned unexpectedly, have them excuse themselves and tell you to continue? 1115. been engaged in
sexual activity when the parent/spouse/boy (or girl) friend of either of you returned unexpectedly,
have them excuse themselves and tell you to continue, and you were able? 1116. been engaged in
sexual activity when the parent/spouse/boy (or girl) friend of either of you returned unexpectedly,
talked with you for a while, and then left? 1117. been engaged in sexual activity when the
parent/spouse/boy (or girl) friend of either of you brought you food to keep your energy up? 1118.
walked in on your significant other while they were engaged in sexual activity with someone else?
1119. walked in on your significant other while they were engaged in sexual activity with someone
else, excused yourself and left them to continue? 1120. walked in on your parents? 1121. walked in
on your grandparents? 1122. walked in on others, unaware that they were engaged in sexual activity?
1123. walked in on others, to discover them engaged in a sexual activity you thought was too weird?
1124. walked in on others, to discover them engaged in a sexual activity you hadn't thought
possible? 1125. had others walk in unaware that you were involved in sexual activity and declare 'I
didn't think that was possible'? 1126. had others walk in unaware that you were involved in sexual
activity and declare 'too weird'? 1127. initiated sexual activity with a member of the medical
profession (Your doctor, nurse or therapist)? 1128. initiated sexual activity with someone in
authority (your parole officer, psychiatrist, or babysitter)? 1129. initiated sexual activity with
a member of the legal profession (lawyer, judge, or paralegal)? 1130. initiated sexual activity
with a member of the academic community (Professor, instructor, TA)? 1131. initiated sexual
activity with an intellectual (librarian, author, essayist, or scribe)? 1132. initiated sexual
activity with someone in uniform (Army, Navy, Marines, Post Office, Cub Scout)? 1133. initiated
sexual activity with a member of an 'out' group (someone you wouldn't take home to meet the family,
e.g. a biker, air head or securities broker)? 1134. initiated sexual activity with a member of a
sports team (or cheer leader)? 1135. initiated sexual activity with an acrobatic-type athlete
(gymnist, etc)? 1136. initiated sexual activity with religious officiary (priest, nun, cardinal,
pope, etc.)? XIII. Kids, Don't Try This at Home (The Erotic, the Kinky, the Tacky, and the possibly
Perverted) (192 Questions) Have you: 1137. been a member of a fraternity or sorority? 1138. said
"I'm normal, its everyone else that's weird"? 1139. told dirty jokes in mixed company? 1140.
discussed masturbation (discussing it during/because-of a purity test doesn't cut it)? 1141. french
kissed below the waist? 1142. discussed oral sex techniques (In general, not as part of a lesson)?
1143. asked for instructions in oral sex techniques (again, lecture not lab)? 1144. given lessons
in oral sex techniques ('I'm only going to do this once, so pay attention!')? 1145. demonstrated
oral sex techniques with a 'visual aid' (carrot, cucumber, taco, etc.)? 1146. demonstrated oral sex
techniques with an assistant? 1147. been the assistant? 1148. had someone practice oral sex on you
so as to be better for someone else? 1149. demonstrated oral sex techniques for more than one
person at a time? 1150. smelled the crotchpiece of underwear (how else can you know if it's clean
or not?)? 1151. smelled the crotchpiece of underwear that was worn by somebody else? 1152. owned a
collection of underwear not your own? 1153. been attracted to someone more by an article of their
clothing than by their body? 1154. been a voyeur (without their knowledge)? 1155. accepted an
invitation to watch? 1156. made an invitation to watch? 1157. been in public while wearing just a
shirt but no pants? 1158. disrobed in public? 1159. been to a nude beach? 1160. sunned your buns or
tanned your can? 1161. paraded about in the nude (sprints don't count, nor does while searching for
undies after a shower. This must be some serious nudeness)? 1162. been sad because someone you knew
was getting married? 1163. been sad because someone you knew was getting married and now you'd
never get to sleep with them? 1164. used your hair for the sexual arousal of others (beards count)?
1165. searched for the G-spot? 1166. searched for the G-spot and found it (you stud)? 1167. told
him he had when he hadn't but you just wanted him out? 1168. rooted for the Klingons? 1169. felt
sad because Skywalker killed the Emperor? 1170. rooted for the Wicked Witch? 1171. contemplated the
political, social and geometric possibilities of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs? 1172. wondered
where Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty to wake her up? 1173. wondered about the sex life of
Smurfette (the only female on the whole damn show)? 1174. accidentally entered a public restroom of
the opposite gender? 1175. accidentally entered a public restroom of the opposite gender, not
realizing it 'til you were through? 1176. intentionally entered a public restroom of the opposite
gender (how else can you read the graffiti)? 1177. won the pig pen award for your floor, dorm,
fraternity/sorority, college or state? 1178. pissed on an electric fence? 1179. streaked, flashed
or otherwise intentionally displayed your bod to the general public (without pay, topless dancing
doesn't count)? 1180. streaked, flashed or otherwise intentionally displayed your bod to the
general public as part of the job (modeling doesn't count)? 1181. posed nude or semi nude for
private drawings, paintings or photographs as a 'favor'? 1182. posed nude or semi nude in public
(e.g. art classes) as a 'favor'? 1183. posed as a model for purposes of erotic, pornographic or
sexually explicit art? 1184. asked someone to pose nude or semi nude for private drawings,
paintings, or photographs as a 'favor'? 1185. asked someone to pose nude or semi nude in public
(e.g. art classes) as a 'favor'? 1186. asked someone to pose for erotic, pornographic or sexually
explicit art or photographs? 1187. asked someone to pose for erotic, pornographic or sexually
explicit photographs and there was no film in the camera? 1188. made lewd, licentious or suggestive
gestures while dancing in public? 1189. helped to cover for someone's escapades (provide alibi,
accommodations, opportunity)? 1190. been besieged by someone who thought they could satisfy you and
make an honest person of you? 1191. been late to work, class or an appointment because you were
involved in sexual activity? 1192. read anything by the Marquis de Sade? 1193. been nicknamed for a
behavior pattern of yours ('Sleepy')? 1194. been nicknamed for an aberrant behavior pattern of
yours ('Sleazy')? 1195. been interrupted by the police while necking, and they were more
embarrassed than you? 1196. been an exhibitionist? 1197. had sexual activity with siblings (brother
or sisters not your own)? 1198. had sexual activity simultaneously with both (or however many)
siblings? 1199. had sexual activity with twins? 1200. both simultaneously? 1201. had sexual
activity with triplets (or more)? 1202. however many simultaneously? 1203. had sexual activity with
a parent and child, not your own (mother/daughter, father/son, mother/son, father/daughter)? 1204.
both simultaneously? 1205. shaved your head? 1206. shaved your pubic region (pits don't count)?
1207. have someone else shave your pubic region? 1208. shaved someone else's pubic region? 1209.
shaved your or somebody else's pubic region into a design or shape (star, moon, heart, bear-trap,
etc)? 1210. colored or bleached your pubic region? 1211. had sex during menstruation? 1212.
performed oral sex on a menstruating woman (or been the woman)? 1213. had sex while the woman had a
yeast infection? 1214. performed oral sex on a woman with a yeast infection (or been the woman)?
1215. performed oral sex on someone who was urinating at the time? 1216. mooned or goosed someone
you knew? 1217. mooned or goosed someone you didn't know? 1218. mooned or goosed someone you
thought you knew? 1219. "pounced" somebody (You're gonna fuck me NOW!)? 1220. belched (obnoxiously)
in general public? 1221. farted (audibly) in general public? 1222. stimulated your partner anally
(with your finger, vibrator or whatnot)? 1223. been stimulated anally (with a finger, vibrator or
whatnot)? 1224. "basted" somebody (definition in Autoerotica section)? 1225. had somebody "baste"
you? 1226. had a spouse, posslq, or date leave you for someone of their gender (e.g. your husband
left you for another man)? 1227. left a spouse, posslq, or date for someone of your gender? 1228.
picked your nose in public? 1229. picked someone else's nose? 1230. had someone else pick your
nose? 1231. sexually harassed someone (e.g. made unwanted sexual advances)? 1232. graded someone's
act of sexual harassment? 1233. handed out condoms as party favors? 1234. discussed favorite brand
of condom? 1235. comparison shopped for condoms (plain or ribbed)? 1236. inflated a condom? 1237.
chosen a condom or spermicide for its taste (or lack thereof)? 1238. bought condoms? 1239. bought
condoms by the case (wholesale, not just the 'family pack')? 1240. saved used condoms (for the
memories, resale value, whatever)? 1241. bought any other birth control item (contraceptive jelly
or foam, or the pill)? 1242. bought any other birth control item in bulk (the Pill, unless you got
it for more than one month at a time, doesn't count)? 1243. borrowed/stolen/taken birth control
from your or somebody else's parents? 1244. used Coke as a contraceptive douche? 1245. carried a
condom 'just in case'? 1246. bought a home pregnancy test? 1247. tasted your own sexual fluids?
1248. tasted another's sexual fluids? 1249. complimented someone on their taste? 1250. been
complimented on your taste? 1251. been in a situation where semen (yours or somebody else's) was
shot over someone's head? 1252. where it hit a wall? 1253. where it hit the ceiling? 1254. where it
hit somebody's face? 1255. where it went in somebody's eye? 1256. where it went up somebody's nose?
1257. where it went in somebody's food or drink? 1258. had your ears pierced? 1259. had your nose
pierced? 1260. pierced someone else's ears? 1261. pierced someone else's nose? 1262. worn body
paint? 1263. painted somebody? 1264. lit your partner's crotch aflame? 1265. worn obscene or
suggestive t-shirts? 1266. worn t-shirts with obscene or graphic messages in a language you didn't
read? 1267. written dirty fortune cookie fortunes? 1268. have you a tattoo? 1269. have you an
'obscene' tattoo (words or pictures)? 1270. have you a tattoo normally concealed by your clothing
(George Shultz has a tiger on his butt)? 1271. have you a tattoo in an intimate location? 1272.
have you a tattoo normally concealed by your pubic hair? 1273. used any object, longer than it is
wide, for sexual purposes (Coke bottle, rolling pin or feather duster)? 1274. used a feather or
other tickling device for the sexual arousal of someone? 1275. been to a funeral as a form of
entertainment (aka Harold of "Harold I was a Boy Scout (Bondage and S partners must be exchanged)?
1403. had sex in a group (four or more people; partners not exchanged)? 1404. participated in a
circle-o-fuck? 1405. participated in a homosexual circle-o-fuck? 1406. participated in a '69'
circle? 1407. participated in a homosexual '69' circle? 1408. participated in an orgy or similar
group activity (four or more people; everybody licking and sucking and fucking everybody else)?
1409. made an invitation to join in an orgy or similar group activity? 1410. ever been involved in
a gang-bang [banger or bangee (step right up, come and get it while it's hot)]? 1411. participated
in a fuck-a-thon (where the object is to see how many times you can have sex in a set period of
time)? 1412. ever performed oral sex on somebody after they had had intercourse with somebody else
(without that person washing or douching)? 1413. ever had somebody perform oral sex on you while
you were having intercourse with somebody else (pretty picture, eh?)? 1414. ever had the person you
were having intercourse with perform oral sex on you during intercourse (flexible!)? XVI. Old
MacDonald had his Farm, E-I-E-I-OHHHHHHH! (Bestiality - 28 Questions) Have you: 1415. flirted with
animals? 1416. masturbated onto an animal? 1417. masturbated with (using the aid of) an animal?
1418. masturbated with an animal because you thought the animal enjoyed it? 1419. performed oral
sex on an animal? 1420. received oral sex from an animal? 1421. attempted to receive oral sex from
an animal, but failed? 1422. used in sexual activities a lab animal (mouse, gerbil, etc.)? 1423.
used in sexual activities a domestic animal (dog, cat, etc.)? 1424. used in sexual activities a
farm animal (cow, sheep, chicken, etc.)? 1425. used in sexual activities a wild animal (tiger,
lion, buffalo, etc.)? 1426. used in sexual activities a flock of canaries? 1427. fucked a live
animal? 1428. fucked a live animal more than once? 1429. fucked more than one kind of animal? 1430.
fucked more than one kind of animal at the same time? 1431. used the horn of a unicorn as a dildo?
1432. performed sexual activity with any mythical creature? 1433. inserted animals (gerbils, etc)
into a female's (including your own) naughty bits? 1434. inserted animals into your or somebody
else's rectum? 1435. had an animal die during any of the above activities? 1436. fucked a dead
animal? 1437. fucked a dinner animal (stuff that turkey, Clyde!)? 1438. tied up an animal and
performed sexual acts on it? 1439. fed a live animal to a pet? 1440. been to a dog or cock fight?
1441. tortured an animal for your own pleasure? 1442. mutilated any animal for your own pleasure?
1443. eaten the animal after you performed any of the above activities? XVII. Let there be Lips!
(The Rocky Horror Picture Show [RHPS] - 42 Questions) Have you: 1444. seen RHPS (video or
wherever)? 1445. seen RHPS in the theatre? 1446. seen RHPS more than 69 times in the theatre? 1447.
more than 100 times? 1448. more than 500 times? 1449. more than 1000 times? 1450. more than 1500
times? 1451. are you Sal Piro? 1452. joined the national RHPS fan club? 1453. seen RHPS with a live
cast? 1454. seen RHPS while drunk or stoned? 1455. seen RHPS while on acid? 1456. seen RHPS while
on any other drug? 1457. seen The Rocky Horror Show (the musical play)? 1458. dressed in costume
for an RHPS? 1459. do you know the entire movie by heart (lyrics and dialogue, without any
soundtracks playing. Basically, could you recite the movie right now for us?)? 1460. done the Time
Warp in the nude? 1461. done the Time Warp in the nude in mixed company? 1462. participated in an
RHPS production? 1463. participated in an RHPS as a character of the opposite sex? 1464.
participated in an RHPS as more than one character in one show? 1465. while you were participating,
had "prop failure" (costume falling off revealing more than intended)? 1466. caused someone else to
have prop failure? 1467. participated in an RHPS production while stoned or drunk? 1468.
participated in an RHPS production while on acid? 1469. participated in an RHPS production while on
any other drug? 1470. during an RHPS, necked/petted? 1471. during an RHPS, had oral sex? 1472.
during an RHPS, fucked (FUCK the back row!)? 1473. been kicked out of an RHPS? 1474. been a member
of an RHPS cast? Have you performed, for an entire show, the part of: 1475. Frank-N-Furter (a
scientist)? 1476. Janet Weiss (a heroine)? 1477. Brad Majors (a hero) 1478. Riff Raff (a handyman)?
1479. Magenta (a domestic)? 1480. Columbia (a groupie)? 1481. Dr. Everett V. Scott (a rival
scientist)? 1482. Rocky Horror (a creation)? 1483. Eddie (ex delivery boy)? 1484. The Criminologist
(an expert)? 1485. A Transylvanian (a transylvanian)? XVIII. Eyes on Your Own Papers, Please
(Testing - 15 Questions) Have you: 1486. had an unauthorized crib sheet for a test? 1487. flunked
an IQ test? 1488. had to study for a blood test? 1489. lied on a Purity Test to improve you score?
1490. done something with the intent to 'improve' your Purity Test scores or used a Test for
inspiration (using the Purity Test as a check-list)? 1491. been jealous of, or impressed by,
someone else's test scores? 1492. read a Purity Test aloud, without omitting sections or being
embarrassed? 1493. taken a group purity test? 1494. taken any form of a purity test more than five
times? 1495. administered a group purity test? 1496. participated in a purity test with ulterior
motives? 1497. remembered something by taking a purity test? 1498. written or re-written a purity
test? 1499. If you've done something not mentioned on this test, say it aloud and let the group
decide if you should get a point for it (maximum one point per person). 1500. If you weren't
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Section - (90 Questions) 1)__ 2)__ 3)__ 4)__ 5)__ 6)__ 7)__ 8)__ 9)__ 10)__ 11)__ 12)__ 13)__ 14)__
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63)__ 64)__ 65)__ 66)__ 67)__ 68)__ 69)__ 70)__ 71)__ 72)__ 73)__ 74)__ 75)__ 76)__ 77)__ 78)__
79)__ 80)__ 81)__ 82)__ 83)__ 84)__ 85)__ 86)__ 87)__ 88)__ 89)__ 90)__ II. Who Says You Need a
Partner? OR I'm The Best I've Ever Had - (91 Questions) 91)__ 92)__ 93)__ 94)__ 95)__ 96)__ 97)__
98)__ 99)__ 100)__ 101)__ 102)__ 103)__ 104)__ 105)__ 106)__ 107)__ 108)__ 109)__ 110)__ 111)__
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168)__ 169)__ 170)__ 171)__ 172)__ 173)__ 174)__ 175)__ 176)__ 177)__ 178)__ 179)__ 180)__ 181)__
III. How Low Will You Go? - (146 Questions) 182)__ 183)__ 184)__ 185)__ 186)__ 187)__ 188)__ 189)__
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316)__ 317)__ 318)__ 319)__ 320)__ 321)__ 322)__ 323)__ 324)__ 325)__ 326)__ 327)__ IV. I Fought
the Law and *I* Won - (70 Questions) 328)__ 329)__ 330)__ 331)__ 332)__ 333)__ 334)__ 335)__ 336)__
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379)__ 380)__ 381)__ 382)__ 383)__ 384)__ 385)__ 386)__ 387)__ 388)__ 389)__ 390)__ 391)__ 392)__
393)__ 394)__ 395)__ 396)__ 397)__ V. Mekka Lekka Hi, Mekka Hiney Ho - (30 Questions) 398)__ 399)__
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414)__ 415)__ 416)__ 417)__ 418)__ 419)__ 420)__ 421)__ 422)__ 423)__ 424)__ 425)__ 426)__ 427)__
VI. This Looks Like a Good Place for a Stick-Up - (86 Questions) 428)__ 429)__ 430)__ 431)__ 432)__
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503)__ 504)__ 505)__ 506)__ 507)__ 508)__ 509)__ 510)__ 511)__ 512)__ 513)__ VII. Julia Child, Eat
Yourself Out - (42 Questions) 514)__ 515)__ 516)__ 517)__ 518)__ 519)__ 520)__ 521)__ 522)__ 523)__
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552)__ 553)__ 554)__ 42)__ VIII. Something Smells Fishy Down Here - (84 Questions) 556)__ 557)__
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628)__ 629)__ 630)__ 631)__ 632)__ 633)__ 634)__ 635)__ 636)__ 637)__ 638)__ 639)__ IX. The Nitty
and the Gritty - (65 Questions) 640)__ 641)__ 642)__ 643)__ 644)__ 645)__ 646)__ 647)__ 648)__
649)__ 650)__ 651)__ 652)__ 653)__ 654)__ 655)__ 656)__ 657)__ 658)__ 659)__ 660)__ 661)__ 662)__
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X. The Meaning Of Life - (124 Questions) 705)__ 706)__ 707)__ 708)__ 709)__ 710)__ 711)__ 712)__
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825)__ 826)__ 827)__ 828)__ XI. Green Eggs and Ham - (178 Questions) 829)__ 830)__ 831)__ 832)__
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